Diagnose · Execute · Verify
Most teams spend months solving the wrong one — because every number they have came from someone they paid. Noisepoise reads your own data, tells you what's actually broken, and measures what worked per channel, per rupee.
Signal before service
Tell NoisePoise what you are trying to achieve. We determine whether the first problem is product, conversion, acquisition, delivery capacity or something else — then route the requirement.
BUSINESS → DIAGNOSE → REQUIREMENT → PROVIDER
PROVIDER → CAPABILITY → DEMAND → OUTCOME
No app to install
Add NoisePoise once as a connector. Then ask in plain words, like "is this a marketing problem or a product problem?", and the answer comes from NoisePoise's rules inside the chat you already use, on the web, desktop or phone.
How this goes today
And the answer comes from whoever took the money.
| Step | How long | Who tells you if it worked |
|---|---|---|
| Work out why growth is stuck | 2–6 weeks | Twitter threads |
| Set up analytics properly | 2–8 weeks | Usually abandoned |
| Hire an agency or freelancer | 3–6 weeks | Unknown until paid |
| Run the channel | 30–90 days | The agency, on itself |
| Find out it didn't work | Month 4–6 | Your bank balance |
About a quarter of that spend goes to invalid traffic before anything else happens. If the product wasn't ready, the rest goes too — and nobody told you not to start.
For businesses
You do not have to know whether you need paid acquisition, CRO, a website, an app, AI automation, design or something else. NoisePoise structures the problem first.
Website, offer, ICP, current channels, what you tried, what happened, budget, geography, timeline and constraints become one structured requirement.
Your first two relevant provider matches are free during the trial. Conversations and outcomes are recorded so a bad fit improves the next match.
For providers
Providers are not joining another directory. They receive structured business requirements matched against capability, budget, geography, capacity and evidence.
Capability profile, industries, business sizes, service types, geography, budget range, capacity, delivery evidence and disqualifiers shape matching.
Providers get two relevant business leads free during the trial. After that, paid access is unlocked under configurable terms.
The extension / AcquisitionOS
NoisePoise is not only a lead marketplace. The operating layer turns the diagnosis into work, measures what happened and feeds the result back into matching.
Website, ICP, funnel, product signal, channels, previous attempts and budget.
Recommended channel, 90-day test, creative / landing page / acquisition requirements and assumptions.
Turn the requirement into structured demand and route it to providers who fit.
Conversation, qualified lead, booking, revenue and retention — not only clicks.
Bad-fit reasons, outcomes and delivery history improve future routing.
The network
Business × industry × geography × problem × budget × service × channel × provider × outcome.
Two free matches on both sides create a low-friction trial. Paid access comes after the network demonstrates relevance, with refund conditions recorded against the transaction.
Trial and paid access
Both sides see the network work before paying. The price is shown in full before any payment, with the refund conditions that apply to it.
Relevant provider matches, free during trial. Each one comes with the reason it was matched.
Matched business requirements, free during trial. Problem, budget, geography and timeline visible before you accept.
The diagnosis is free and separate from matching. If the answer is "don't spend yet", that is the whole answer.
Network access after the free matches. Exact amount, currency and what it covers are shown before checkout.
What it does
Skip the first and the other two are guesswork.
Connect analytics. Get a state, a confidence level, and one action. Not a list of twelve things to try.
Tracked links on everything — including what nobody else measures: job boards, creators, WhatsApp, communities.
Not clicks. Not signups. What it cost to get one user who came back — measured by us, not reported by the platform.
The reading
Each gate has to clear before the next is even measurable. Most people who think they have a marketing problem are sitting in State 2 or 3.
Under 500 visitors. Nothing is diagnosable yet.
Free traffic onlyUnder 2% convert. Your message or your page is wrong — cheap and fast to fix.
Message problemThey join and never reach the thing that matters. Onboarding, not marketing.
Onboarding problemDay 7 under 10% and the curve never flattens. Every rupee spent here buys a user who leaves.
Stop — no product-market fitThe curve flattens. Now, finally, you have a distribution problem worth money.
Paid channels unlockedCost per retained user rises with volume. Channel mix or economics.
Mix problemThirty seconds
Four questions, rough numbers are fine. This is the same logic the real reading runs — just without your data behind it.
01 / 04
Roughly how many people have visited in the last 30 days?
02 / 04
Of the people who land, how many sign up or register?
03 / 04
Of those who sign up, how many actually complete the main thing your product does?
04 / 04
A week after signing up, how many come back?
Estimated reading
Self-reported answers, so treat this as a sketch. The real reading is computed from your event stream, with a confidence score attached.
The part nobody else will say
Sometimes the answer is don't spend anything.
Every growth tool is paid to tell you to grow. Ours refuses to recommend paid channels below State 4 — because at that stage spending doesn't just waste money, it buries the real problem under users who were never going to stay.
We publish the refusals. It's the only part of this that can't be faked.
Who it's for
The reading is the same. What you do with it isn't.
It's live, it works, and nobody's using it. Get the reading free, forever — and if the answer is "don't spend yet," that's the whole answer and it costs you nothing.
Diagnose my productAds run, numbers look fine, users don't grow. See cost per retained user by channel — including the ones your dashboard calls "direct."
See my real numbersBuild a verified record of what you actually delivered, white-labelled for client reports — and get clients sent to you already diagnosed and budget-qualified.
Join as a partnerPricing
States 0 to 3 are free, permanently. If you shouldn't be spending money on channels, you shouldn't be spending it on us either.
Diagnose
Free
Execute
₹5,000
Agency
₹3,500
Before you ask
Yes — that's State 0, and it's a real answer. It means nothing else is measurable yet and you should be spending time, not money. We'll tell you which free channels fit your product and what number to come back at.
GA4 shows you what happened. It won't tell you that your retention curve never flattens, that your best channel is the one it labels "direct," or that you shouldn't be buying ads this quarter. We read your data and give you a verdict, not a dashboard to interpret yourself.
That's exactly the gap. Job boards, creator links, WhatsApp forwards, community posts and referral programmes have no ad API, so no attribution tool covers them — they land in your analytics as "direct." We measure them with tracked links and a manual import path for platforms that only give you a dashboard.
No — and not as a policy, as an architecture. Each account gets its own hashing salt, so the same person at two companies produces two unrelated records. Cross-account insight only exists as aggregate benchmarks over 50+ users. We're a processor, not a data broker.
Because right now you're competing against people who screenshot better than you, and you have no way to prove the difference. Verified records travel with you into every pitch, and the founders we diagnose arrive knowing their state and their budget. If your work is good, measurement is the best thing that can happen to you.
Every reading shows its inputs, its sample size and its confidence level, and you can override the activation event we picked. It's a reading, not a verdict — but it's a reading from your own data rather than from someone selling you a channel.
Connect what you already have. Get your state and one next step — free, and free for as long as the answer is "don't spend yet."